Out and about..

The next person who pulls up to me and asks if my car is fast is going to have me out and pissing through their window.

Yes. My car is fast. There's an 80% chance I'll kick your ass in a race.
Do I need to prove it to you? No.

So get it off my jock, bitch.

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Exhilarating
The creaminess of Pinot
It's better in twos.

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Boredom is not the source of evil. Religion is.