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Hanging out with two drunk guys where one ends up taking a cab home cos he's ripped beyond recognition is not cool.

But the bar we went to was, even if I felt out of place in my suit.

You learn a lot talking to a drunk guy - one that pees freely in public places, with his dick out for everyone (including myself) to see. The only time I've ever done something like that was to show off my piercing to everyone at a party.

Yes, I was drunk.

No, I didn't get laid.

Such is life.

Today's gonna suck... what with 4 hours of sleep to be had and all.