Islam + Teddy Bear == Tragic

What the fuck is this noise about a woman getting sentenced to 15 days in a Sudanese jail because her students named a Teddy Bear ‘Muhammad’? Sure, it’s better than the lashings she should have gotten or even death that those backwards fuckwads are calling for but.. seriously? Do we not see how religion completely stunts the mental and intellectual growth of people around the world; especially poor, ignorant folk who are brainwashed by clerics who twist the word of their god into something that spews hate and intolerance?

These backwards motherfuckers are distressed beyond all reason because a British woman allowed a stuffed toy to be given the same name as their beloved religious prophet. It’s also the name of 90% of all male children of the Islamic faith. This woman’s claim is that the bear was named after one of the children in her class.

This would make more sense. It’s more reasonable.

But, NO! These illiterate, ignorant, archaic dumbasses tried her, gave her what the hardliners there call a lenient sentence and will eventually deport her when she gets out of the slammer because they think it was intentionally done to insult their beliefs. Tards.
It’s a sentence of absurdity and intolerance. The only reason why she isn’t being lashed is because the Sudanese government wants to be in the good graces of Britain. Had it not been for that, this woman would have probably been killed without delay by roving bands of intolerant idiots.

Maybe I should name my dick ‘Muhammad’ and shove it in the ass of their brand of Islam. That’s much more offensive and is much more deserving of death. To all you who are offended by me even suggesting that -- go fuck yourselves. These Islamic fundamentalist twats (and all other religious fundamentalists for that matter) should be blown off the face of the earth and I relish in offending people like that because their complete and utter ignorance offends me.