Haiku for a new generation

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to write haiku. I present to you a new batch for your consideration.

Halloween Candy
Abundant like seawater
Temporary Lapse

A warm wet feeling
Crimson dripping to the floor
Shower stream comforts

Multivitamins
Beneficial little pills
Streaming yellow pee

No more tomorrow
Greater sense of urgency
It's time for coffee

I'm feeling creme-filled
But it's really strawberries
Champagne and O.J.

Under the white skirt
The green g-string underwear
Nightmares in my sleep

The pinprick of light
So far down the corridor
Beginning and end