Free at last.. free.... at last.

I find it an absolute joy to say that I am now a single man.  For good.  No waffling, no second-guessing, no.. going back.  I'm done.  And it feels good.

Women who are batshit crazy should stay single.  And those of us who are just desperate enough to date them should have our nuts cut into little pieces.  And, if we date them for more than 3 years, we should have our heads removed from our bodies. 

I am free god damn it!  FREE! 

I wish her well and.. feel sorry for the next chap that will be unfortunate enough to date her.