Stupidity should not be rewarded.

Folks,

When you pull that virtual lever this year, make sure that your vote goes anywhere but to John McCain. Otherwise, you will reward stupidity. And, if you do that, god will kill a kitten. Horribly.

It's bad enough god kills a kitten when one masturbates.

(Ok, it's a joke. God doesn't kill kittehs because god doesn't exist. But a vote for McCain is a vote rewarding stupidity.)