Miley Cyrus and I share a birthday..

Goody. I hear Miley is going to shut down Disneyland on October 5th to have a birthday celebration.. AND do it for charity.

So where the fuck am I going to go now for my birfday??! Bitch.

At least when Liz Taylor took over the park for her birthday, it was after hours. Maybe Miley doesn't want people hiding in the trashcans hoping to catch a glimpse of her taking racey shots of herself in the shower.